Bring Me Winter in the Summer / by Jeffrey Lo

BRING ME WINTER IN THE SUMMER BY JEFFREY LO
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BRIGITTE waiting for her friend LUISA by the front door of LUISA’S house.

BRIGITTE is wearing shorts and a crop top.

 

BRIGITTE: LUISA!

LUISA(Offstage):I’m coming!

BRIGITTE: We’re going to be late!

LUISA (Offstage):I’m coming! I’m coming!

BRIGITTE: We’ve got to go!

LUISA (Offstage):I know! One second!

BRIGITTE: One second from now is not now!

LUISA (Offstage):Stop being a smartass just shut up and wait.

BRIGITTE: Fine!

 

BRIGITTE paces about and fans herself.

 

BRIGITTE: It’s so hot!

LUISA (Offstage):Is it?

BRIGITTE: Radio said it’s the hottest day in the past three years!

LUISA (Offstage):Wow!

BRIGITTE: I’m going to stand by your AC. Call me when you’re ready. Hurry up.

 

BRIGITTE exits.

A brief moment passes and LUISA walks down the steps.

She is bundled up in a long pants, a sweater and a coat.

 

LUISA: Let’s go Brigitte!

BRIGITTE (Offstage):Coming!

 

BRIGITTE returns.

She sees LUISA’s outfit and freezes.

 

LUISA: Thanks for waiting for me.

 

Silence.


LUISA: What?

 

Pause.

 

BRIGITTE: What the hell are you wearing?

LUISA: I don’t know how to answer that question.

BRIGITTE: Aren’t you hot?

LUISA: Yes.

BRIGITTE: Then why are you wearing that?

LUISA: Oh. That’s easy to answer.

 

Silence.

No answer.

 

BRIGITTE: Well…

LUISA: I was feeling down today and I thought to myself how I always feel better during the holidays so I put on my favorite holiday season outfit and it made me feel better. So… I’m going to keep it on.

 

Silence.

BRIGITTE nods.

 

BRIGITTE: Well ok. You read to go?

LUISA: Ready to go.

BRIGITTE: I’ll put the AC on in the car.

LUISA: Thank you!

 

BRIGITTE and LUISA exit.

 

END OF PLAY.