MEDITATION PRACTICE BY JEFFREY LO (DOWNLOAD PDF HERE)
ROGG sitting on the floor cross legged.
ROGG closes their eyes to meditate.
A few seconds pass.
ROGG opens their eyes.
ROGG: Huh…
ROGG closes their eyes again to meditate.
A few more seconds pass.
ROGG opens their eyes.
ROGG: Wait do I have to –
ROGG checks the calendar on their phone.
ROGG: Phew.
ROGG puts their phone down.
ROGG closes their eyes to meditate. Again.
Many more seconds pass.
More seconds than before.
Good.
Then ROGG opens their eyes.
ROGG: Shit. Shit. Shit.
ROGG runs out of the room.
The sound of peeing.
ROGG returns.
ROGG closes their eyes to meditate.
Just one second passes.
ROGG – eyes still closed – begins to scream.
The screaming last more time than all the meditation combined.
ROGG opens their eyes.
ROGG: This is not going well…
Blackout.
END OF PLAY.