MATCH BY JEFFREY LO
RITA, sitting at her cubicle desk.
She is swiping on Tinder. Or at least something like it.
RITA: No. Left.
RITA swipes left.
RITA: Meh. Left.
RITA swipes left.
RITA: Gross. Left.
RITA swipes left.
RITA: Too short. Left.
RITA swipes left.
RITA: Too little hair. Left.
RITA swipes left.
RITA: Too much… hair…. There. What? How? Left.
RITA swipes left.
RITA: Too many other girls in photos. Left.
RITA swipes left.
RITA: Too many boys. Left.
RITA swipes left.
RITA: Not ugly… but not cute. Left.
RITA swipes left.
RITA: Ohhhh. Very cute. Very sexu. Yes. Yes. I’m down. Right.
RITA swipes left.
RITA: Wait. Shit. No!
Blackout.
END OF PLAY.