LETTERS AND TEXTS BY JEFFREY LO (DOWNLOAD PDF HERE)
CASSIDY and JOY on two separate sides of the stage.
They are isolated from each other by light.
CASSIDY: A
JOY: Are we still on for tomorrow?
CASSIDY: B
JOY: BART is delayed! Sorry I’ll be late.
CASSIDY: C
JOY: Can you believe how fun last night was?
CASSIDY: D
JOY: Do you wanna come inside?
CASSIDY: E
JOY: Excited for the next time I see you!
CASSIDY: F
JOY: Fuck?
CASSIDY: G
JOY: Glam rock or R&B playlist for dinner tonight?
CASSIDY: H
JOY: How’s your day going?
CASSIDY: I
JOY: I love you…
CASSIDY: J
JOY: … just kidding!
CASSIDY: K
JOY: Keep on ignoring me… sure…
CASSIDY: L
JOY: Loser.
CASSIDY: M
JOY: Men are all the same.
CASSIDY: N
JOY: Now I see how you really are.
CASSIDY: O
JOY: On Tuesday, you better come and get all of your things.
CASSIDY: P
JOY: Please, can we actually talk?
CASSIDY: Q
JOY: Question. When do you plan to be an adult?
CASSIDY: R
JOY: Rest assured that won’t happen again.
CASSIDY: S
JOY: So… about last night.
CASSIDY: T
JOY: Tomorrow night, good?
CASSIDY: U
JOY: Ugh…. I can’t get enough of you.
CASSIDY: V
JOY: Very funny…
CASSIDY: W
JOY: What is happening to me?
CASSIDY: X
JOY: X-Ray tomorrow?
CASSIDY: Y
JOY: You and me are having a…
CASSIDY: Z
JOY looks at CASSIDY.
JOY: We are having a child.
CASSIDY: Z.
JOY: You and me…
CASSIDY: Z
JOY: A child.
Blackout.
END OF PLAY.