No / by Jeffrey Lo

NO BY JEFFREY LO (DOWNLOAD PDF HERE)

CRISSY and MARCIA in a work break room.

CRISSY:

Have you ever wondered why we shoot fireworks on the 4thof July?

Have you ever wondered why clouds always feel like they are moving? 

Have you ever wondered how airplanes can just fly through clouds?

Have you ever wondered how TSA precheck works?

Have you ever wondered how you can check in on Southwest at the first possible second and still get boarding class B?

Have you ever wondered how LYFT actually works?

Have you ever thought about actually drinking the water your LYFT driver offers you?

Have you ever wondered if there is a real Crystal Geyser?

CRISSY drinks her water.

MARCIA looks at her.

MARCIA:

No.

MARCIA takes her lunch and exits.

Blackout.

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