LONG BY JEFFREY LO (DOWNLOAD PDF HERE)
Lights rise on a public men’s restroom.
As lights rise, QUANG is already at a urinal peeing.
His urine flow is quite strong.
This is onlu relevant as to say that you can definitely here the pee hitting the urinal.
Boy is his pee hitting that urinal and boy is it GOING.
Six seconds pass.
Then GERRY enters the restroom.
QUANG looks back at the restroom entrance and sees GERRY.
GERRY stands at the urinal next to QUANG and unzips his pants.
QUANG and GERRY quietly and respectfully nod at each other.
The nod of two men with their penises out, trying to hold onto their masculinity.
Eleven seconds pass.
All we hear in those eleven seconds are the sounds of two urine flows.
GERRY is finishes peeing.
He zips his zipper then notices…
QUANG is still peeing.
It hits GERRY…
QUANG was peeing before GERRY entered.
GERRY doesn’t know how long QUANG was peeing before he entered.
We don’t know how long QUANG was peeing before the lights rose.
5 seconds pass.
GERRY stands there, waiting for the madness to end.
QUANG is still peeing.
The urine flow is still strong.
5 more seconds pass.
This is too much for GERRY.
GERRY: DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK?
QUANG: What?
QUANG looks at GERRY, confused.
QUANG keeps peeing.
Lights fade as we continue to hear the sound of QUANG’s unbelievable urine flow.
END OF PLAY.