EULOGY BY JEFFREY LO (Downlod PDF Here)
Eugene:
Hey everybody.
Thanks for, um, coming.
I see some of you crying out there.
Sorry about that.
I guess I should kinda feel, I dunno, the same.
But, like, let’s be real here.
Like super real.
Dad was kind of an ass.
I mean, am I right?
Come on.
You know I’m right.
Don’t lie to yourself.
I mean, you don’t have to stop crying or anything.
A guy died.
That’s sad.
No matter how you put that, that’s sad. You know?
...
Actually. I guess...
Unless it was Hitler.
That wouldn’t be so sad.
Unless you were his mom.
That’d be sad.
Unless she knew he was a totally crazy man doing terrible things...
Maybe she’d be relieved, right?
...
...
Dad wasn’t Hitler, though.
So I guess it’s sad.
Oh God...
Am I crying...?
Oh God...
i guess it is...
i guess I am...
shit.
sad.
ugh.
i gotta go.
thanks for coming.
um
yeah
bye.