Two People Talk / by Jeffrey Lo

TWO PEOPLE TALK BY JEFFREY LO (DOWNLOAD PDF HERE)

TWO PEOPLE.

ONE: What are you –

TWO: Trying to do?

ONE: Yes.

TWO: Unclear.

ONE: Unclear?

TWO: That’s what I said.

ONE: I heard ya.

TWO: So why’d you ask?

ONE: Good question.

TWO: I know.

ONE: Cocky.

TWO: What?

ONE: Cocky.

TWO: Psh.

ONE: Psh, yourself!

TWO: Cool.

ONE: What?

Pause.

ONE & TWO: I’m confused.

Pause.

ONE & TWO: Stop finishing my sentences!

Pause.

ONE & TWO: I hate this!

Pause.

ONE: PLEASE STOP!

Pause.

TWO smirks at ONE.

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