MAKE IT RAIN ON DEM BY JEFFREY LO (DOWNLOAD PDF HERE)
JEFFREY on stage.
JEFFREY writes plays.
JEFFREY directs plays.
JEFFREY produces plays.
He likes plays.
JEFFREY: Hi everyone. This is my play. It is a Christmas play.
Pause.
JEFFREY looks up at the sky.
Silence.
JEFFREY is still looking up at the sky.
More silence.
JEFFREY looks back at the audience.
JEFFREY: I was told a Christmas play would make it rain money.
Silence.
JEFFREY looks back up at the sky, waiting.
JEFFREY: Any minute now.
“I Make it Rain” by rapper Fat Joe starts to play.
But no money falls from the sky.
Lights slowly fade as JEFFREY continues to wait and Fat Joe continues to rap.
END OF PLAY.