HAVE A BEER BY Jeffrey Lo (DOWNLOAD PDF HERE)
Spotlight up on SMUG MOTHER FUCKER.
SMUG MOTHER FUCKER smiles at the audience.
You know that smile.
SMUG MOTHER FUCKER: So. There’s something I should be doing. Something that probably involves all of you guys. Something all of you guys probably want me to do.
Pause.
SMUG MOTHER FUCKER: I could do that thing.
Pause.
SMUG MOTHER FUCKER: Or… I could –
Suddenly a huge neon sign above SMUG MOTHER FUCKER that reads “HAVE A BEER.”
SMUG MOTHER FUCKER gives that fucking smile again.
SMUG MOTHER FUCKER produces a beer from the ether.
SMUG MOTHER FUCKER opens the beer.
SMUG MOTHER FUCKER drinks it.
This entire, time – SMUG MOTHER FUCKER’s eyes are on us.
Lights fade.
END OF PLAY.